Silicon Valley venture capitalist Tim Draper’s publicist has been having a great month or so getting gullible broadcasters and assignment editors (I won’t say journalists themselves, because they’re probably just taking orders) to talk about his extremely stupid plan to divide California into six states, which serves Draper’s apparent goal of talking about the greatness of Silicon Valley and how they should be allowed to set their own state tax rate low enough to make Tim Draper an absolute yachtful of extra money.
While other venues ask “Should California be split into six states?” — seriously, a Google search for the precise phrase “Should California be split into six states” combined with “Tim Draper” produces exact matches to stories from CNNMoney.com, CNBC, Business Insider, something called “Tech Crunch,” and more — we here have a better question to ask:
“Should Anaheim Stadium be Split into 60,000 pieces”?
Even as the prospect of the Angels moving into a dream stadium — literally, only a dream — in Tustin sinks into the liquefacted soil of financial reality, the worst case possibility remains: that Arte Moreno will take his ball team and go … well, not “home,” but elsewhere (within the media contract area.)
And then, while the Stadium could still be used for soccer and special events — or even as the centerpiece of Disney’s third park, with one rollercoaster circling the stadium and visible from the freeway and another taking fans from the highest bleacher seat in centerfield to hurtle towards home plate before curving off in one or another direction — damn, I really should have patented that idea before publishing it — it is possible that, as City Council majority doomsayers say, it would instead have to be demolished. And that would be expensive for the city, we are told.
Except that they’re forgetting something: “Would you like to own a piece of history?”
How much would you pay, baseball fan from anywhere in the world, for a seat certified as being from Anaheim Stadium (and signed by, oh, who knows, Mike Trout?) How much would you pay for a square foot of turf? For the contents of a luxury box? This is a famed and stories venue, so let’s ask:
How much would (reverting to its old name in this scenario) Anaheim Stadium bring in if, prior to selling the property to Disney (for a permanent share of parking and gate receipts that could fund Anaheim’s future general fund for many decades) or to some college or hospital or corporation that wants a REALLY visible campus), the City of Anaheim stripped it down and sold off the parts?
Let’s get that conversation going! If you could buy something from Anaheim Stadium as a souvenir, would you? Would you pay $100 for a bench with a certification plaque? $200? $500? In some famed stadiums, they sold off turf in square-inch units. Let’s make it 3×3, nine-square-inch units — devout Angels fans, how much would you pay?
How much would you play for home plate? Because, right now, the City of Anaheim owns it — and, if worst came to worst (thanks to the three year extension of Moreno’s opt-out period), it can sell it! Any bids?
You might have stolen the thunder from a certain Mouse-themed entertainment venue. Do you remember when a certain celebration involving many tiny electric lights was discontinued, I believe it was only a few months until we had the ‘opportunity’ to buy our very own commemorative light bulb, in a gift box suitable for collection? Better hurry up and get that patent! lol.
In my opinion the city of Anaheim should cut loose the baseball team, tear down the stadium and build a football stadium.
Arte Moreno’s interview with the LA Times claiming the stadium is in such poor condition that pipes are bursting and flooding the clubhouse may well be a public admission of the Angels breach of contract, since they agreed to keep the stadium in good repair. We gave the Angels many millions in revenues we once collected, in the 1996 lease agreement. In exchange they were to maintain the Stadium, and name the team Anaheim. We know what happened to the name, and now he tells us he blew the money and hasn’t kept up with repairs. By the way, what happened to the $600k per year Anaheim has put into the maintenance fund? And where are the City staffers tasked with overseeing the tenants’ use of our property?
Tustin doesn’t want Arte, they agreed to meet with him as a courtesy, but the only shouting match likely to take place between Tustin and Anaheim looks more like “You take him” “No, No, YOU take him!” “Hey we put up with him now its someone else’s turn…” Not the scenario the egomaniacal team owner with even more egomaniacal lobbyist envisioned. Let’s face it, that prime real estate is worth a whole lot more with Arte the freeloader off of it, even with demolition costs and all, and we might even develop some jobs that pay above minimum wage for once. This whole thing is blowing up in Arte’s face….and I hope he knows precisely who to blame for the mess. He needs only to walk across the parking lot to find him.
*Cynthia, this truly is ” the Curse of the Cowboy”. Our favorite Angel Manager Jim Fregosi just passed away. It is a good thing he is not around to see the demise of the Angels. We love Bobby Grich too…….he too loved Jim Fregosi and truly that team could have won the World Series….if only not for “the Curse of the Cowboy”. Gene Autry had a horse named “Champion”. Gene was a huge competitor and during those years with “the Big Cowboy”……we had a chance. But there was a curse on the stadium…..put there by prior City Council people who were very greedy. Gene tried his best to please these folks but as we say: They were the greedy twits…… Today, Arte Moreno is a giant idiot. But then that might be an insult to idiots. Arte needs to go to San Diego and ply his trades down there. He can take his aged Super Stars and too bad….the one great one Mike Trout and head south. We believe that there are several MLB Teams which would love to leave where they are and come to Anaheim. Maybe even call themselves the Orange County Housewives…….and win a pennant in the process. You might want to mention to Mayor Tait on his way out to write a few teams and see what they think. Maybe get Leigh Steinberg to make those calls…… In any event your read on Arte is exactly right.
Tampa Bay Rays, Baltimore Orioles, Detroit Tigers, Philidelphia Phillies….for example. Maybe even a MLB Expansion Team: The Orange County Juicers!
We could get A-Rod after his one year suspension……along with Barry Bonds and Pete Rose as the Manager. Just kidding…..