Clicking on This Video May Break Your Computer


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There’s a video out now of a campaign event where Barack Obama defines the term “Romnesia.”  Here’s the link.  Don’t click it yet.  (Note: this is as of 2:10 p.m. Friday.  If you’re reading this later than that, use your own judgment.)

I tried watching the video and immediately my computer time-traveled back half a decade or more.  Every 10 seconds, I was getting maybe 1/8 of a second of footage.  I remember from the old days what must be happening.  Something like ten billion people — yes, I realize that that’s more than exist — must be trying to watch the thing at once.  Then my computer made a sound that was not a signal that it was breaking, exactly, but sort of a Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter sound — I’ll let someone else find and post a link to that clip (you know which one I mean.)

It sounded sort of like the sound that I expect that Josh Romney was making inside his head when this photo was taken of him.

Josh Romney -- caption "Compared to Josh Romnet watching his father debate McKayla McKenzie was EXTREMELY impressed!

 

I had to shut everything down.  When I started it up, a special blue screen that I’ve never seen before came up and I had to promise to it that I’d never do that again.

So, I’m going to wait a while before the next time I try to click that video.  It’s here for you, though.  And if you want a transcript because you just can’t wait, it’s over here.

P.S.  You probably think I’m kidding.  Would you risk the life of your computer or phone on it?