Irvine’s premier political courtesan, Adam Probolsky, has announced his candidacy for Irvine City Council.
Adam has my complete support. His platform includes:
– Personal cell phone towers
– More entertaining billboards for Irvine’s freeways.
– Public financing for all Irvine campaigns via Forde & Mollrich. Forde & Mollrich is uniquely qualified to operate public campaign financing in Irvine because they already use public money to finance certain city council campaigns.
Adam Probolsky: Change we can believe in!
lulz
Maybe Matt Cunnigham can run his campaign.
How could Probolsky continue to conduct sham “surveys” for cities if he becomes a city council member? What a hack!
Tyler,
Too funny! Great April Fool’s Day post.
But if he was running he could do his own polling and his new wife could do his fundraising…
Good one! Just what every city needs, more crooked politicians.
Good one Tyler. Got taken in by the April Fools day scam myself. Worked with Probolsky waaay back in the day. It was rape and pillage on a small scale then…
I’m sure his good pal Erik Brown will handle the printing and any bondage needs Adam may have!
It would be hysterical to see Probolsky walk a precinct.