Comments on: What really happened to Tiger Woods?

By: Uninvolved

Uninvolved — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:36:19 +0000

FUNNY, FUNNY FUNNY, FUNNY how much more to the story there is than when this part of the story broke. I just ran upon this… what a turn of events! The enquirer sure did do their research… they intended on ruining a mans life when they met with the blonde haired vixen. Look at the scrutiny this poor man is under. His private life is up for anyone and everyone to jab at all day long.

I myself have been involved in (on a MUCH smaller scale) an adulteress scandal. It’s the most humiliating scenario anyone could go through. I was in the paper, and on the news. I’ve never felt so low and it took me years to recover from… Not to say I’m fully recovered. But I am ALMOST at peace with what happened. I just wish people would put themselves in the shoes of Tiger and realize the humiliation he already has to endure with his said wife, family and friends everyday.

This man will never be able to catch a break again – so we might as well just leave him alone!

By: jack

jack — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:30:25 +0000

Tiger was texting girl all day. Went to play cards that night at clubhouse with boys. Left phone home. Elin went through phone. Tiger changes and comes down stairs when Elin hits him in head with 9 iron. Knocks two of his teeth OUT!!! Tiger ends up in Tennessee getting his teeth replaced. More to come.

By: Barbara

Barbara — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:49:31 +0000

I think Tiger’s wife pulled out a can of whoop ass.

By: Red Vixen

Red Vixen — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:59:05 +0000

lol from the Borowitz Report;

Tiger Quits Golf; Will Become Politician
Ensign, Sanford Applaud Move

ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report) – In a development that rocked the worlds of sports and politics, golf superstar Tiger Woods announced today that he was hanging up his clubs to become a politician.
“After two days of refusing to speak to the media about suspicious aspects of my personal life, I have proved to myself that I am qualified for a career in politics,” Mr. Woods told reporters in Orlando.
His stunning decision immediately drew praise from such disparate politicians as Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who called a press conference to welcome Mr. Woods to the Republican Party.
“Tiger Woods has not yet revealed what his party affiliation will be, but based on what I’ve seen, he has what it takes to be a Republican,” Sen. Ensign said

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By: Vern Nelson

Vern Nelson — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:07:55 +0000

Rachel is no stupid chica. Vern’s comments about Rachel merely illustrates that it’s all physical for the Nelson.

I’m sorry that I was unaware of the mental prowess of THE MODEL ALLEGED TO BE TIGER’S MISTRESS.

If I agreed she was hot I’m sexist; If I argue she’s not I’m sexist. A breeder just can’t win around this place.

By: Lam Pho

Lam Pho — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:27:35 +0000

Look at that picture of Rachel Uchitel, from RV. Poor thing, she was obviously cold. Maybe Tiger just wanted to comfort her. Don’t you people have any compassion?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:19:46 +0000

Since when is a golf club the jaws of life alternative? No one can bash in the rear window of an Escalade with a golf club. If the wife attacked Tiger with a golf club that’s abuse. The reports of Woods floating in and out of consciousness seems to indicate there’s plenty more to the story.

Rachel is no stupid chica. Vern’s comments about Rachel merely illustrates that it’s all physical for the Nelson.

By: kevsay

kevsay — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:47:46 +0000

Looks like a staged wreck.
(How it happened)
In the house with crazy wife going ballistic about the other woman.
She is hitting and scratching beyond control and he has serious facial scars.
Even gets in the car for protection against her rage.
She takes one of the many golf clubs in the garage and beats the back window out whike screaming.
Things calm down and they later call the agent to get advise about what to do now that he looks like he has been in a car wreck.
Agent tell him to get in the car and carefully drive into a tree or something outside the property, but inside the gated community which has nonpublic streets. Local cops have no jurisdiction.
Tiger hits the tree on the right passengers side, not too hard, as pictures show, and then the wife calls 911 wile he lays on the ground.
Now he can get treatment and show up in public the next week with facial scars and make his wife look like the good girl.
It is a process of using a staged event to answer all possible questions that are sure to be asked.
This is not a hard one.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:04:59 +0000

Who Cares!

By: Big Head

Big Head — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:16:08 +0000

That’s what you get for letting the little head do the thinking for the big head!

Four!

By: Red Vixen

Red Vixen — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:37:48 +0000

yes, you’ve got good points there, Vern. She actually has kind of an interesting story to her – part of her history is that she lost her boyfriend/fiancee in the twin towers attack on 9/11. She’s already got Gloria Allred on the case, so it will be interesting what the National Enquirer will do. Put up or shut up already.

By: Vern Nelson

Vern Nelson — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:25:12 +0000

That mistress is sort of technically hot a la Penelope Cruz, but she’s kinda stupid looking, like she’s got sleep dirt in her eyes and can’t close her lips due to all the collagen… is that device she’s holding for her lips? Okay, back to ignoring.