“President Bush appearing on Fox News on Sunday told interviewer Brit Hume that he plans to write a book upon leaving office. The president hasn’t settled on a theme,” according to Politico.com.
Here are a few suggested themes for President Bush:
- How I screwed up the global economy!
- How I singlehandedly destroyed the Republican Party
- Socialism for Dummies
- Fun with Dick and Rummy
- Where are the WMD’s?
- What will they name after me?
- How I saved the free world by invading Iraq
- Watch out for those pesky pretzels!
- and Bush’s personal favorite…”The Best Harvard MBA Knock Knock Jokes”
Whoa, there. Souldn’t that headline resd:
“President Bush says he is reading a book” ?
David,
Both statements are rather implausible…
“How a Massachusetts Ivy-League blue blooded party boy became the red blooded Texan President hawk that scared the whole world shitless”
If not the Title at least the subtitle…
We’ve worked up the perfect book concept for President Bush, and hope to meet with his literary agent next week.
See
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/bush-book-deal/